Monthly Archive:: June 2018

Anxiety Makes Me Stronger, Not Weaker
Jun 11, 2018
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God & Man There are days when I feel weak because my anxiety keeps me chained to my bedroom. On those days, I cannot summon up enough strength to send a text to let my friends know I am going to be bailing on our dinner plans, let alone actually get dressed and showered and

Did Your Pickup-Artist Coach Teach You Stuff That Works Better On Deer?
Jun 11, 2018
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A pickup-artist coach knows all the ins and outs of the dating game and can help you become a master seducer. Unfortunately, the techniques some pickup artists teach only really work on deer. Take the quiz below to find out whether your coach is training you to attract human women or deer. Read more… Read

Major Breakthrough: Medical Researchers Just Announced That A 400-Pound Child Simply Ain’t Right
Jun 11, 2018
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Here’s some major health news that is totally going to change the way we think about the human body: A group of medical researchers just announced that a 400-pound child simply ain’t right. Read more… Read more: clickhole.com

We Didn’t Even Date But My Heart Is Still Broken By You
Jun 7, 2018
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Unsplash / Jenna Anderson We texted back and forth until my phone battery came close to dying. We flirted with each other until all of our friends were asking why the hell we weren’t official yet. We spent so much time together that you became one of my closest confidants, one of the people who

Date Someone Who Puts In As Much Effort As You Do
Jun 7, 2018
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Never date someone who expects you to put in all of the effort. You shouldn’t be the person running around, planning dates and initiating texts and struggling to find me time, while your person takes whatever you give without offering a single thing in return. Your relationship should not be one-sided, because you will burn

How To Flirt (Even If You’re Far From A 10)
Jun 7, 2018
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1. Position yourself close to them: By positioning myself to be near someone without it seeming intentional. That way you get a lot of face time with the person for witty banter and eyelash batting. Then I’d try to isolate myself, like by getting something from the kitchen at a party, and making sure the other

I Am Slowly Learning To Live Without Baggage
Jun 7, 2018
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Unsplash / Joey Nicotra I am slowly learning how to love. Instead of assuming someone is going to hurt me, I am giving them the benefit of the doubt. I am training my brain to behave more positively. I am swiveling from a skeptic to a romantic, from a pessimist to an optimist. I am

I Thought We Would Date
Jun 6, 2018
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Unsplash / Tim Mossholder Maybe I thought we were going to date because of the way you would text me randomly throughout the day, just to say that you missed hanging out with me and wanted to meet up again soon. Maybe it’s because every time we were alone in a room together, the sexual